I know this seems to reek of the “ironic quirky alternative culture from hell” that most rational (aka real) people roll their eyes at. However, it also presents a nice, alternative, and (dare I say it) utopian view of the way things should be in a better world. You can sneer about this all you want to, but being a perpetual curmudgeon only works if you have the wit and talent of W.C. Fields or Groucho Marx. Since this doesn’t apply to 99.99% of the population, you’re better off buying into the sunnier approach. From the 1985 album “Telephone Free Landslide Victory.”