From the 2004 album “Whatever Happened to P.J. Soles?”, here’s the anti-LA song “California Songs”. Local H is from Illinois, but I swear based on the sentiment, they’ve lived in Washington or Oregon. Key lyrics: “Yeah, we know you love L.A … There’s nothing left to say … Please no more California Songs … And F–K New York, too!”  Sorry to all my friends in the Empire and Golden states, but this is damn funny.