Here’s a funny and fascinating multi-part monologue from Henry Rollins on seeing Ratt in concert, long past their prime.  The monologue rambles a bit, but is never boring.  Rollins not only touches on hair metal, but also on Los Angeles, middle age, the English language, and other topics.  Unfortunately, I can only find the first three parts of this five-part monologue, so if you like this, you should definitely check out Rollins’ “Live at the Westbeth” on CD or MP3.

Remember, Ratt s–t’s better than cat s–t … cat s–t’s just gross.

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