http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-D_2OHGoTY

Unquestionably, this is one of the most f–ked up songs ever recorded. It’s a “cover” of the Trashmen’s legendary trash-rock classic “Surfin’ Bird,” only Wade Curtiss substitutes lyrics about a cat. I have no idea what Curtiss was on when he recorded this. But trust me, it’s something I want to avoid like the ebola virus.